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5yo: “I don’t think Momma wants to drive.”
Me: “Why not?”
5yo: “Because when you asked her to, she said ‘that’s fine’. Like this: ‘Fine.’”
(Volunteering in my son’s classroom yesterday)
Me: “So what are you going to be for Halloween?”
5yo friend: “A jockey!”
Me: “Wow! How do you know what a jockey is?”
5yo friend: “I watch the races at Saratoga, like, every day.”
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